You got your Butter in my Coffee!!!
I’m being sensational; forgive me. I dig stirring the pot to generate Internet buzz. I’m a digital whore in that regard. You’re not dumping a scoop of Parkay margarine into your sippy cup full of Folgers crystals, no, no, no, kids, this cranial concoction is going to require a trip to Whole Foods, Trader Joe’s, or a similar type of Douchery-store. You’ll need grass-fed unsalted butter; Kerry-gold works well, Coconut Oil, and some good black coffee. This drink has become popularized by some relentlessly self-improving Bio-Hacker named Dave Asprey, who upon climbing a mountain in Tibet, (presumably not in search of the Ajanti Dagger) was reportedly rejuvenated by a cup of Yak Butter Tea.